Sunday, October 4, 2009

Do You Ever Wonder. . .?

If people had manners, would we need speed bumps?

If people had real self esteem, would the Escalade have been made?

Who ate the first olive?

Why do we use the leaf from a Bay tree, but not the fruit? It looks like an olive.

Why cities paint crosswalks on the street, when people cross where ever they want?

As roads get better, why do more trucks and SUV's get sold?

Remember when underwear was only white, tan, or pink, $10 and it was in the far corner of the department store. Now it is neon, tiger-striped, or leopard spotted, costs $60 with less material involved than before; and it is on the main walkway of the store next to the checkout counter. Or it has its own store at the main intersection of walkways in the mall. What Michael Jordan did for young men and tennis shoes, Victoria's Secret is doing for young women and underwear. Except it isn't UNDER anymore.

Ever wonder what Victoria's secret really was? It ain't a secret any longer what ever it was.

What does a Pakistani woman think when she sews on a pair of blue jeans that has legs full of rips, tears and can be seen through?

What would Jesus really think? Or would he be too busy turning over the tables in the modern temple?


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