Thursday, July 31, 2008

Now, Grasshopper. . .



Let's hit the road, before the road hits back.

Those who do not know history are condemned to repeat it. Geo. Santayana

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

There are three rules on this baseball team. Rule # 1--The coach is right. Rule #2--No catch or pepper in front of the dugout. Rule #3--Refer to Rule #1.

Does his food stick in your throat? Miss Maudie to a neighbor criticizing Atticus in his house.

Measure twice, cut. . . err, measure five times, cut and use putty to fix.

Break up that rockpile.

Crap on toast.

People in Hell want ice water.

Sam, I need some help. It'll only take a minute.

I may look dumb, but I'm only stupid.

Me paresco menso, soy para estupido.


Isn't it funny which of our words get remembered. I asked one of our sons for some of my sayings and he ripped off three without taking a breath. Three that I had momentarily forgotten, but use.

I'm afraid to ask what actions he would remember.

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